I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he's incompetent now. The one who's kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast's Mother. If there's only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet

I didn't say a fandom but you thought of one, didn't you? That's because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you've been hearing for years. It's like a time loop. It's my own personal torment nexus

I’ve decided that anyone who reads this will get eras tour tickets

Back when I was living for the hope of it all, for the hope of it all...

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE
— 2023, dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin Thompson

It's end of May, yall know what that means

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Halle Bailey as Ariel & Jonah Hauer-King as Eric

The Little Mermaid (2023) dir. Rob Marshall

remembering when she said “this is how you propose, it’s not that hard” a few weeks ago before performing Betty

You’re losing me (2023)

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